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Talk about relationship goals time!
Dakota Johnson there was enough to say about her complicated history during the war Saturday Night Live monologue while hosting the show last night, but the real surprise came when Taylor Swift suddenly and unexpectedly into the fun on stage!
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After joking about her failed relationships in the opener, Dakota suddenly introduced her “literary therapist,” saying:
“I have great friends. They don’t judge me, they’re really supportive. Ladies and gentlemen, my literal therapist.”
Come in Taylor! The unexpected person jumped on camera and said:
“I’m not your therapist, really. You just show up at my house once a week with an empty wine bottle and ask if I want some… You flush my couch and overshare and every day I say ‘Damn, that’s crazy.’ And then you say…”
Dakota jumped right in with:
“Sleep, yes!”
Then Taylor delivered the ultimate punch line about the duty of a friend:
“Then I’ll give you Pedialyte and my security will drive you home.”
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The cameo came after Dakota spilled plenty of tea about her romantic adventures. Reflecting on two high-profile splits, she joked:
“What else has happened since the last time I hosted? Well, I went through two very public, very lame breakups with two very good musicians. [Now, I’m] looking for a third.”
And apparently, musicians come with their own occupational hazards! She noted:
“Some of them don’t have shoes on, some of them are terrible in bed, but they’re all in my DMs. It’s not my fault, though. Some people leave concerts with merch, and I leave concerts with a two-and-a-half-year relationship.”
Dakota even said she was doing the public a favor by dating musicians, saying:
“Just real quick while we’re on the subject of musicians, I think I’m really doing a public service by going with them, because, ladies, I’m saving you a lot of money on Zoloft. So you’re welcome, America. And England, too. And parts of Ireland.
Cleveland’s reference prompted an “alleged” gag search, clearly a reference to it Travis Kelce – and it pissed off the audience.
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And then later Taylor got a little ahead of schedule, exclaiming, “It’s her birthday!” Dakota had already announced that her birthday would arrive at midnight.
But Taylor made up for the premature celebration: on the good nights at the end of the show, she even gave Dakota a birthday cake! Awww! Now that’s how you end it SNL program with BANG!
Anyway, you can check out ALL the highlights from last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live (below)!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YRiY3qrW94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oNFceAa-EY
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